WE'VE COME TO ASK YOU
Dialogue
It's a whole new dawn for all of us, the possibilities are endless [sic]
Science (optional)
Billions have a brain interface connected directly to the cloud, which a terrorist network has now hacked.
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I watched him from my new window seat whenever I could not participate in my friends' conversation. Perhaps he was newly deposited here from some distant, cod-less shore. Perhaps he was released from a newly created ghost town, lost to a dwindling forest. Perhaps there was still crude oil staining his fingers. He wore a wedding band, silver, on his right hand.
Some weeks I wished it were not so uncertain to receive a warm reception from him, so that I might at least reclaim our table. But I like my window seat, so I didn't mind, really.
On Wednesdays, while the sun still shines golden in the afternoon hours, I go to the common room in the mathematics building. It is the only place near my residence with windows large enough to let the sunlight slant in across the room, and it is by far the best place to watch the sun set. It's usually not too hard to avoid the locals, though I usually find myself sneaking down the corridors anyway. On one such evening, I found the common room occupied by two people, one whom I recognized as my calculus professor from several years ago. The other I guessed was a student.
"You'll want the Griffiths for sure," said the professor to the student. "But I'm sure Valerie wouldn't mind you sitting in her lecture, if you let her know beforehand."
The student thanked him, and shuffled away. I winced at the scuffing of runners against wood, and this wince gave my presence away.
He smiled at me. "Good sunsets here, you know," he said.
"Yes," I said.
"Well, don't let me distract you from your ritual. I'll only be here for a few minutes longer." He shuffled his papers, took a sip from his mug, and poked at his laptop. Whatever he was drinking smelled of heavy spice and ginger. It lingered for a little while after he had swept up his things and left, the air sweet and rough in my throat until the sky was velvet blue.
The next day I was timidly peering through the only tea shop I knew, which was on a street full of interesting little shops and pubs and places to eat. I saw that man come into the shop, firmly jangling the door chime, pacing down the shelves, stopping with his hands in his pockets in front of a selection of herbal teas. I spied a determinatedly Christmassy corner of the shop, and followed my nose there. I was delighting in a stash of spiced teas when he said, "Excuse me."
"Agh," I said.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. Could you be so good as to pass me a box of chai?"
I would have liked to speak with him, but there was nothing to say, so I passed him a box and he thanked me and left.
That night, and for a few weeks thereafter, a woman sat at that table in the pub. She had a sharp face softened by long curls, which were all up in a messy bun, and she sipped at a dark beer while tapping on a tablet. I haven't seen that man again.
The Light Over the Ocean
Aug. 11th, 2012 01:42 pmA star was ascending over the western ocean, so brilliantly white that it flashed blue and green on its edges.
The Magistrate was anchored at the southern pier; she would never run so fast in the rest of her life as she did that day, yet the shore seemed to lengthen and the seaweed seemed to stretch out and the trees clawed back at her arms and shirt and hair. The air in her chest felt rough and sharp as she pounded down the pier. The ropes were slimy, crusted to the mooring, and felt as heavy as a planet.
She leapt into the ship and set off. She didn't dare to look up until she was out of the harbour and into the western ocean.
The sky was clear. On her left, the sun shone bright and fierce.
She went back into the cabin, counted her supplies (a week's worth, thanks to Benedict), leafed through Christopher's maps, found Agnes' binoculars. There was mold creeping along the back wall but the cooler was sound. She hefted the spare life jacket, examined it, put it on. There was room to spread a map along the floor, and a red pastel lodged between the desk and the windowsill. She thought for a bit, and made a few marks and arrows on the map. One mark was on the mainland. The sunlight was pale gold across the bow when she went outside again. A fresh breeze chilled her a little, and she looked contemplative.
A white light leapt out of the horizon, riding a tail of velvet blue. It slowed, glittering like the first star of night, and faded from sight.
She looked back to the island. There were no seagulls.
She went into the cabin and started the motor.
StatMech I: Entropy
Jun. 24th, 2012 12:42 pmWith the passing of each second, I acknowledge that the cost of life and the growth of its complexity is
energy; and a tax is paid in kind.
I vow, as a conscious wilful being with the power to manipulate the states of the things around me:
to encourage growth and ease pain
to preserve what grows and lives well in its own way
to change no object or creature unless its growth and life, or that of the system of which it is part, are
threatened
For while nothing I do can increase the total useful energy of the universe, I acknowledge that from the
increase in universal entropy, I can celebrate the diversity of life and its workings. It is by knowing and
having many possible mannerisms available to me that I choose these principles.
All these principles I swear to uphold to the exclusion of destructiveness and death
when it is right to do so
unto the end of the universe.
This is based around Diane Duane's “Wizard's Oath”, from her young adult fantasy series Young
Wizards. These wizards are granted magical power to fight 'entropy' and slow down the heat-death of
their universe.
Comments: "This was very interesting. At first I thought it was misguided, because in encouraging growth and focusing on living things you are at odds with the 'natural' flow of entropy (i.e. neglecting the impact that sustaining life -- lowering its own entropy -- has on increasing the entropy everywhere else). But it cuts to the heart of the matter in a side-long way that is insightful, so 10/10."
with dry soft skin, ridged spine, knots under my shoulders,
my brain stumbles as I haul myself out of the water with arms too short.
A second time, while salt burns against my wings, I burst out.
I see, in the sky, sketched in white on blue porcelain
Jupiter.
I cry out. My voice warbles.
“Your heart aches,” said It as I slouched in, all genteel in Its manner.
“And you would know,” I said, “having rejected me as your dedicate.”
“Ah,” said It, “This is regarding your status as my...mistress--”
“One of them.”
“--who has been promised to another--”
“--you were first choice--”
“--I was third when you were of age. As I told you, I will always return your affections in equal measure.” It shifted, and for once It was near to me. My heart was somewhat calmed again as I recalled some of It's basic lessons, though my brain was still rather disgruntled and distraught. “I will postulate that your application to the Provost for an allowance from the Guild of Magi was rejected. Am I correct?”
“It's a school for interdisciplinary studies now. Public institution.”
“Ah. But you still have a sponsor in the Guild, who is still willing to apprentice you, do you not?”
“It's not an apprenticeship. I may be old compared to your dedicates but in the real world, apprenticeships are much later...”
“Has he been informed of your current status now?”
I sighed. “...I plan to. Just...not today. Why do you always pick the worst days to finally show up? Yesterday would have been a lot more helpful.”
“Yesterday you would have thrown something at me.”
“I mean, just because I have a sponsor...People look for the money trail, you know? The fancy titles and awards. Your dedicates are readily visible, distinctive...blessed. Others are also handpicked. I am not your dedicate, and I have no name as an apprentice...I am one of your title-less mistresses, and it's not gonna move me up in life, you know? Our affections will not keep me from falling into mediocrity.”
I knew how it looked, though. I tell my muse I love It, and promise myself to another, and spend my time with other amusements.
I felt though, that as with every other time I pleaded for Its company, It was inclined to stay for a little while longer.
Perhaps I could persuade It to stay the night.
I: INTRO
In the kingdom of Bosonia, where few humans have dared to explore, a wise and peaceful king had ruled. But the king had no heirs, and when he left, a cruel and evil warlock took the throne. Under his rule, someone from each village was captured and magically suspended in a deep, dark dungeon. The prisoners saw and heard no one, and they were forbidden to talk under pain of oblivion.
And day by day, their dungeon grew colder. They swam around to try to stay warm: first alone, then in clumps, huddling close together. But the closer they huddled, the more the evil warlock's curiosity grew, and he made the dungeon colder. Soon all the prisoners were huddled so close together that there was barely any space for them to move, and yet he made the dungeon grow still colder.
“Have mercy!” they cried. “Why do you torture us so?!”
But the more they suffered, the greater his powers grew...for he was...A PHYSICIST...DUN DUN DUN
II: WHERE HAVE ALL THE BOSONS GONE
But there's one thing evil warlocks don't know about the people of Bosonia: they can relax themselves and fit into the tiniest spaces. Now the warmest spot in the dungeon is on an old carpet covering the stone floor, where the overlord would sit and watch the prisoners' torture. And where is the last place an evil warlock would look for a prisoner? Under the carpet!
Quick, I think I hear the guards coming with more prisoners! Hide! Hide! If they can't see you they can't torture you anymore! Hide!
III: THE BIT WHERE HE FIGURES IT OUT
Oh no, the carpet is a magical flying carpet! Oh, we've given a physicist something UNEXPECTED! What have I done!
I had planned
A utopian reality
Sunny weather
Where air warmed adiabatically ruffles the heather
But errors haunt me all the time...
My central processor is bare, my tears vaporizing in the air
Windy weather
Every time my heart takes my breath outside of here and squeezes it together
Gets colder all the time
I connected my heart to draw in air from outside reality
But when my love took my heart and left, the air cooled dramatically
All I can do is wait til my love returns my heart to me
And I can program some more...
I know why
It's too warm up in the sky
Stormy weather
My math muse and I are together
Keeps rainin all the time
Keeps rainin all the time
(The classic "Stormy Weather" as sung by Etta James: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdJjvWIlJg My prof recognized this song, therefore so should you!)
"Alright," she said into the warm dry air. "I can model the vibrations like a system of simple harmonic oscillators."
Heart pounding, she jumped onto the Lattice, and sighed with relief when nothing untoward happened. Off in the distance, the particles of the Lattice wiggled back and forth in the dimming lamplight.
"The vibrations can be quantized..?" she ventured. The Lattice continued to flicker where the light hit. She was silent, and then she burst out.
"All right, all right, I went to a talk on the history of superconductors and I didn't really understand it but these quantized vibrations work like bosons, like the light from my lamp if you wanted to count photons but photons are electromagnetic waves not vibrations of particles in a lattice in a fictional wasteland. Now, O Riddler, may I leave?" And she rolled her die...
[So our prof assigns a topic to read a few days in advance and describe briefly in few technical paragraphs or a creative medium of our choice. Creative pieces are usually marked much easier. Marks are deducted for excessive math vs English description. These can usually be pulled off in a couple hours at most. Comment: "Fun! Amazing you pulled this off @ the beginning of class! 10/10" Ironic considering that I've done all these previews half an hour before, if not during or after the class its due...]